Tooth Fairy Investment Plan gone wrong
So, I was at my house for the Thanksgiving Festivities and my mom told me to clean out the extra bedroom of my crap that's still in there. I always hate that cause it's all crap that I gotta move to my place. Well, I was cleaning stuff out and found something I haven't seen in a while.
So if you haven't figured it out, it s a jar with my old teeth in it. The idea was when I was a kid, I knew of the whole tooth fairy who gives you a quarter for each tooth under the table. I figured I didn't want just one quarter at a time, I wanted to cash out big. So I started gathering my teeth in the jar so I can get a huge chunk of money all at once. Well, as you can see, I somehow forgot to cash out on the tooth plan.
This sucked, and I'm pretty sure if I try to put the teeth under my pillow now, I won't get the cash. I'm guessing the statute of limitations on tooth fairy cash ends when the last tooth falls.
posted by Adam @ 10:21 PM
2 Comments:
If you dare to put those teeth under your pillow now, you've had it.
Wow. That's kind of gross.
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